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LORD CHUTER EDE: AN APPARENTLY CONFORMIST LIFE (ACTUALLY SPEAKING REBELLIOUSLY TO YOUR OWN GENERATION’S CRISES)

BY LARRY ILES

Bizarrest thing yet he’s ever done, in print, will be the sighing grievance moan of the likely very few who know anything about Lord Chuter Ede who lived into the early 1960s’ native Great Britain of both of us;just as it was, at last, transforming culturally The Avengers TV series style into today’s more recognition-strong modernity of country. Indeed., in some ways had he lived longer, I doubt whether Ede, a self often described “moderate socialist,”almost phobic anti-communist would have liked the late Princess Di, due to her fairly open sexual serial partners and even “anti-American “ land mines weaponry crusades. Sometimes, when I, myself, glance at portraits of the tall gawky, even rather ugly facially Ede, he reminds me all too painfully of what he partially in self-origination was,– the tough ex-schoolmaster. And it’s no accident that he was often a party Commons House Leader and Whip. He had been hence charged with party vote discipline enforcement in often black Machiavellian THE BOSS -like sinister arts against we natural dissidents.

Yet after now twice taking part inTSU’s Professor Barry Poyner Party Debates classes two consecutive 2013 semesters, as well as talking globally with your generation about the very real crises my elder ones are bequeathing you, funny enough, it’s Ede. As also in his core values, a protestor who most seems to fit what you, at your best, you should and can radically strive for in real social change. Because here is the proverbial rub: He not only surmounted similar odds. But he dared to sharingly ask, (as playwright George Bernard Shaw’s fellow LABOURITE and often US dynasty Kennedy-cited challenge-for-change interrogatory poser): Some people see, only, “the present” and resign themselves accordingly, but I see otherwise and ask, differently, “WHY NOT?”, to all this status quo.

Take the issues. TSU students, like most others worldwide, struggle’ agin lifelong horrendous debt. So did Ede, humble teacher from Surrey. This forced Ede NOT to complete his rare Oxbridge scholarship BA degree when parental and local authority bursary ran out. Job precariousness? Well, if Ede had kept to the norm, he would have faced deadened opportunities in drastic income-reduction and obscurity, as did his teacher short-lived wife confront the sexism then common both sides of the Atlantic and which forced lots of her profession to forfeit their jobs, just by their legally marrying. He compensated, by voluntary teacher union work, not so that he could go and have a national platform for their reconstructionist ideas on society culminating in the 1944 Education Act for which the wartime Churchill Coalition bears his name, attempting, if not successfully enough, to give even the poorest kid a formal secondary, if vocational free education, their own inherent entitlement right.

Then, finally, there is the “values” question whereby your generation is being asked to go backwards, rich men DAN QUAYLE-style. And you are also asked to become machismo tough, cruel in belt-tightening by we the very generations causing these alleged social breakdowns in the first instance. But Ede,often in antagonism to his own small “c” conservative environs, he as an MP sat for seats like Mitcham and South Shields in even today narrow Kirksville-like parochialism which withstood these “vested interest” batterings. So he refused to arm with guns the UK police, US-style, after WWII as Great Britain Home Secretary, precisely because he, already, rationally knew that such US bad practice led to more, not less violence. And that both the such arm them UK press and Police Federations, were greedy biassed parties, in an atmosphere which he already bemoaned for the“wreaking” of post-WWII men’s “violence pathologies.” He understood, all too well, and this dubious bad psychology of vengeance.

Looking, too, at the then prevalent UK death penalty, which this and last semester TSU Amnesty International and Social change students rightly strongly oppose and struggle against as Americans and as human rights organizations, Ede has been faulted for not actually abolishing it earlier in the UK, earlier than its late sixties actual erasure for the selective barbarity it brings to USA, China, Saudi Arabia where it remains. But truth was, he was the first Home Secretary UK to actually, long term, if temporarily “suspend it,” pending the study inquiry leading to its possible eventual abolition. And the shocking revelations of the next decade when journalists still with his youth-only membership in the radical Liberal party uncovered evidence of “wrongful hanging” persuaded him to become himself an outspoken abolitionist. Likewise, on religious intolerance, also like guns, there was a real backward recourse instinct, as there are even in 2014 the mighty American lobbies. Ede, although himself an anti-superstitious Unitarian, recalled his own impoverished parents given such stigmas for being “in a minority.” So he refused to ban Spiritualists as secular, let alone Church of England State Churches sought, claiming them to be mind-warping “cults”. Whilst he was prepared to, yes, stop any real excesses, he preferred, he said, “traditional English tolerance” and counter or rational dissuasion.

Ede was not a perfectionist, regarding people like yours truly on the Left of his party as “too wild.” But his determination to be non-conformist within apparently secure “safe” jobs, like ending up a Surrey Lord Lieutenant in Crown office title, a JP in local justice dispensation, barely hid his greater Radicalism. For instance, anciently, in self-love with a “commonwealth” idea of the environment, or green for all, he fiercely attacked private enterprise builders and “the rich” for trying to end the beautiful common lands of Epsom Downs and Roman northern Peninine walks we both love. Simply, he was a “Green” before his time because, as your generation is finding out, the comfortable right never give up repeating their follies in attempting to brainwash you into believing that a false no-change is possible, passifying so many of the public into a comfortable conformist sterility. Monitorees, so do counter them, if “all” Ede’s stealth resistance is “left” you. He proved stealth tactic can, if only sometimes, social change fructify, or work.

N.B: Any TSU or Kirksville community resident has a unique resource available at TSU Pickler Library. Many years ago, someone bought the entire blue and red book HANSARD Parliamentary debate collection of Liverpool City (The Beatles) Conservative Club. Not many UK, let alone US campuses have such open-access big print resources available to study EDE ecetera at flick-of-a-book literally, but instead have ONLINE alone access.

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Monitor T-Shirt Sale

Monitor T-Shirt Sale

The Monitor will be selling t-shirts THIS WEDNESDAY to raise funding for the next issue.
We’ve got T-Shirts for $5, Sweatshirts for $7

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November 18, 2013 · 10:50 am

What are you doing over Christmas Break? Why not– OCCUPY THE CAUCUS, DEC 27- JAN 3

by Olivia Sandbothe

I don’t know if you think often of the state just to the north of our town. I do because I’m from there but you, average Truman student, probably do not. Or you usually don’t. But now, for what may be the first time in your college career (unless, I suppose, you have had an urgent need to marry someone of your own sex, or collect bottle deposit returns), your proximity to the state of Iowa provides you with a unique and interesting opportunity.

Iowa will be holding its caucuses on January 3rd of next year. We are the very first state in the nominating process and when campaign season rolls around we get an awful lot of attention. I’m living in Des Moines this semester and I’ve already met several of the candidates in person. Come the end of the year and it gets absurd around here. On caucus day 2008, both CNN and CSPAN had cameras rolling within blocks of my house. There’s about a week when the mainstream political discussion leaves Washington and focuses entirely on what’s going on right here.

That’s why action in this state will be critical for any group that hopes to reshape our political discussion. Occupy Wall Street is blowing up right now but with winter approaching, a movement focused on outdoor living needs to look for creative new directions. Occupy Des Moines wants to keep the momentum going by taking the message that “We are the 99%” directly to the presidential campaigns. We want to be the first stop in a continual occupation of this election, starting here in Iowa and continuing on the New Hampshire, South Carolina, and beyond (cue Howard Dean scream). When the CNN cameras arrive on the ground to watch these candidates blow hot air, we want to be there in front of them, making our progressive message impossible to ignore.

The First in the Nation Caucus Occupation will be a week-long event from Dec. 27th to Jan. 3nd. We will not interfere with citizens’ right to vote. We DO plan to interfere with the big-budget farce that’s working its way across the early primary states as we speak. We will use our physical presence to disrupt the lazy media narrative that pretends that this is a strong and representative democracy and that fails to hold these candidates to any standard of truth, honesty, or ethical judgment. We will follow Romney and Bachmann and all the rest as they schmooze in hotel lobbies across the state. And of course, we’re planning to stick it to Obama too. We will march and we will sit in and we might even get arrested.* Think of the opportunities: wave to your mom on MSNBC, see Newt Gingrich in person and let him know how you feel, make sure that the victor’s celebratory press conference doesn’t go down without a ‘MIC CHECK!’ And just maybe, hopefully, end up forcing these guys to step back from disingenuous rhetoric and destructive policy and confront the real economic issues that we, the 99%, have to live with.

We have a diverse group of committed community members here in Des Moines planning the logistics of this thing. What we need now is people. Lots of them. People like YOU! Passionate and riled-up people from across the country and formally invited to visit our beautiful city and participate in a week (or a day) of occupation. Des Moines is an easy three-hour drive from Kirksville and it’s a fun place to visit with or without the media circus. Check out our website at http://occupythecaucus.org/ in coming weeks for information about rideshare and housing and for more information on our goals and tactics. Right now we are looking for professors and other at-large public intellectuals who would like to host teach-ins and workshops. We also need artists and musicians of all types who can make this as much a party as it is a resistance. If you think you can contribute in one of these ways, contact Stephen Toothman at stoothman@yahoo.com.

*If you don’t want to get arrested, we can pretty well guarantee you that you won’t be. Some of our events will involve civil disobedience, but most of them will be “safe.” We will provide civil disobedience training for anyone who wants it, but, fair warning, we can’t cover your legal fees.

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Rediscovering Home: Reflections on Living Abroad

 

 

 

by Kathrine Olsen-Flåte

The colors are strong, much stronger than the scent of pee. The traffic is wild and enchanting. The poverty is dark and grey, but made softer with the beautiful colors and happy smiles everywhere in New Delhi, India. I have now lived in New Delhi for over two months. I find myself feeling like New Delhi is my real new home, and I find myself trying to unwrap it’s complexities while commuting to and from work everyday.
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Thoreau’s Neckbeard

by Allison Staggner

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People Review: Ivan the Terrible

by Dylan Moir

Russian history is marred with violence and revolution.  We all know about the Bolshevik Revolution and the nasty work Stalin did on the Soviet Union, but initially, things weren’t all that bad…discounting the extreme fucking cold and complete lack of any arable land.
But seriously, in the glory days of Kiev and Novgorod the law codes stressed fines as the main form of punishment and the feudal system hadn’t been fully developed.  That’s right, peasants could actually go vacation in the Baltic if they had the luxury of knowing what that was.  Torture was for the most part an unfortunate cost of getting your sorry ass kicked in all-out warfare.  So naturally, things couldn’t get much worse, right?
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Piss Machines Sit Down With The Monitor

We Cum Blood

(above: Piss Machines “we cum blood”)

Local musical act Piss Machines blends assaultive noise with obtrusive performance in an often astonishing display of vulgarity. The two man-group performs with the tag line: “everyone is a piss machine,” and if you haven’t seen them yet you surely will and should. The Monitor sat down with Matt and Keenan to talk Piss Machines:

Keenan: What the fuck type of interview is this?
TM: What inspires your guys’ art?

Matt: Drugs.
Keenan:Yeah, drugs and anger, and also … trying to get bitches. I wanted to be the lead singer in a noise band ‘cause I thought that’s what girls liked and I thought I’d get hella poon-tang. So far not much poon-tang.
Matt: I do it because I’m pretty sure it makes me better than everyone else. That’s all that really matters.
Keenan: … we got free beer one time and that still motivates me to this day to do what I do.

TM: Where do you see Piss Machines headed? In a year, 5 years, and 10 years?

Keenan: One year: probably be black out about this time one year from now. Five years: I’ll probably still be black out, and then 10 years: Savvis Center in St. Louis. I imagine we’ll sell out the Savvis Center.
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The Biggest Inside Joke Ever*

Douglas L. Ball

30. In your own words (not copying down the lecture notes or some other source), explain the frequency/pitch difference and amplitude/loudness difference.  Your answer should not focus on the detailed differences but on their abstract/conceptual differences.

Oowise a ihaasee tseenator te sa’o. Senan a hiik to tirakin a tihor-itirak ye oowise. Oonootaa a ihaasee tseenator te sa’o. Ooquaak a hiik to tirakin a tihor-itirak ye oonootaa. Totsin-ti a haahaas te ootseenator.

*Since the joke(s) of this piece is/are especially obscure, I feel that I should explain them. The prompt for question 30 says “in your own words”, so I’ve taken that literally and written the response in Skerre, my own personal constructed language. As I devised all the words in Skerre (and all the grammar surrounding them), I have used “my own words”. The prompt also says not to copy lecture notes, but the first four sentences of my response are a translation of the lecture notes. But then again, I wrote the lecture notes I translated from; was I entitled to copy them or not?

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Bible Stories from Memory

 

by Adam1

 

So Joesph is a slave in Egyptland now and he’s working for this guy whose name I can’t remember. It’s one of those old complicated bible names that hasn’t really caught back on yet, but for the purposes of this story we’ll call him Jesus. Jesus worked for Pharaoh as like an economic advisor or something and one day Pharaoh was having nightmares about the crops drying up and freaking out pretty good because, as Pharaoh, it was pretty much his job to make sure the crops didn’t dry up. He asked Jesus about his dreams and Jesus said, “I don’t know, but my slave Joseph is really good at reading dreams for some reason and he also may or may not be sleeping with my wife but we’re gonna skip over that part for now,” and Pharaoh was like, “sweet, why don’t you go get him.”

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Vol19 Issue 2 Poetry

Poetry is the crust you scrape off your eyelids every morning before you face the drear of waking life. Share your crusty tidbits with the Monitor at:
monitor.truman@gmail.com

 

Ash grey
Fart Stains
Running down fault lines

-Anonymous

 

Apples to Snapples

Life tree brings seed.
Life tree brings greed.
“Take heed, breed need,”
sang the old life tree.

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Aquadome Grand-Opening

http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=228488017190995

The Aquadome is a neighborhood community center reopening in Kirksville. 10 years ago it led the way for DIY culture, including but not limited to: pot lucks and cooking, workshops, live music shows, artist space, social activism, bike rides, and all that good stuff. 

Saturday, July 30th, we are throwing a grand opening bash. The rot riders, the communiversity garden, the Bike-Coop and the Monitor people will be at the show to share their goals for the community and other information. There will be bands playing live all day and into the night. Also, there will be speakers on various subjects pertaining to our social activism vision (radical culture in kirksville, women’s rights, and possibly queer culture). 

Please come, listen, eat, drink, and support the center as it gets its feet off the ground!

Here’s a list of happenings throughout the day…

Bands:
Ashley Glover
Cliff Greenjeans
Collin and Becca
Logan Joseph James
Capt. Hank
Crossover
Merlins Beard
Piss machines

Food:
Food Not Bombs Pot Luck!!!!!

Activities:
Free tarot readings by Becca and Brie
Late night DJ and dance party
Graffitti and four-square upstairs!

Talks:
Avishek Banskota will discuss women’s rights
Larry Isles will discuss radical culture

Groups:
The Monitor (local indie paper)
Bike Co’op
The Communiversity Garden
Rot Riders

CHECK IT OUT!

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Egypt’s People Demand Equality, Not Just Change

News Feature by Omar Sheira and Ahmed Khalifa

In light of the extraordinary events revolving around the 25th of January Revolution, it

became evident that a corrupt and ineffective regime would soon come to an end. Those who

took to the streets were unified in one sense: they all sought an end to a repressive system, which

crippled their livelihood for too long. With poverty, unemployment, corruption and despotism

being an inherent element within the life of an average Egyptian, the masses mobilized in an

impressive display of solidarity. The main intent was to express the collective anger and

defianceof the nation, demanding immediate change. Although the Tunisian Revolution played a decisive

role in igniting public sentiment within Egypt, one must consider and take into account the

daily hindrances and impediments faced by the average citizen. Traits and symptoms of an

authoritarian presence in one’s daily affairs are all too familiar. Whether one is coerced to pay a

bribe to fulfill an errand or avoid a fine, or whether one has to have state connections or contacts

to get a decent job or complete a bureaucratic process, these issues remind one of a negligent

and unaccountable government. Instead of the value of a citizen being accorded to what one

accomplishes and provides for society, it is instead measured with what one has and whom one

knows.

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Haze Me Bro

Fiction by Matt Ziegler

 

Damnit Mike, you’re blocking the TV again. Move your fuckin head or I’m

gonna do it for you.

Fuck man, I’m just tryin to sit up a bit. I been reclinin too damn long and my

ass is getting sore.

Well I can’t fuckin see when you sit up like that.

Will you two shut the fuck up? I can barely hear the whats goin on.

Tell Mike to move his fuckin head.

SHUT UP!

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This Month’s Poetry

Cremated– Patrick Kramer
My father is a man of composure when
he stands in lines.  He stands there silently and sometimes
he converses with those in lines who aren’t
as composed as him.  The cheap art that
sits on the walls and on the tables and cabinets
he admires quickly and loses interest quickly.

The coffee is always cold and stale and the cookies,
though dressed well, are lifeless, which is symbolic.  The
colors are always pale and worn which is by no means symbolic and
the guestbook doesn’t even serve the event past a
symbolic gesture because he can’t even
see it.

He didn’t say much in the line except when
his daughter started crying or his cousin or
other close relative and even then
he didn’t say much except when
he choked back tears himself and then
he would take his glasses off and rewrite history as
he whipped the tears out of his eyes.

There was a looming silence in the church
filled with only delicate sounds and you wouldn’t think
the sight of my father would make someone
cry like she did because she cried and my dad cried
with the casket behind them sitting silently
as they sobbed through the memories of
the man they both loved.
He was hoping for an open casket so
he could say goodbye to something real and tangible,
but he was cremated.

He was never able to stand in a line
before this and he didn’t want to stand in a line
before this.  He would rather be golfing.

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Band Spotlight: The Fairgrounds

review by Dylan Moir
Album: I Don’t Know What You Call Happiness

On a humid night in the fall of 2010, a group of friends gathered in a small basement in St. Louis, MO to release their final album.  The room was packed wall to wall, making any movement arduous at best, but that only augmented the atmosphere of their last show as a band.  Many old songs were played, but the majority of songs came from their newest album, which would effectively knock The Appleseed Cast on their backs.  It had been a work in progress for about a year or more and one can tell how much blood, sweat, and tears was poured into this prodigious masterpiece.

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Rot Riders!

Alt Life Column by Michelle Martin
A strong rumor persists that superheroes stealthily roam the suburban streets of Kirksville, MO. If you are vigilant, you might spot them on Sunday afternoon in their fleet of bicycles, furtively leaping from their vehicles to grab cartons of compost from select porches, then dumping the precious rotting food into one of the crates on the backs of their bicycle trailers. At the end of their quest, the Rot Riders distribute the rich compost amongst various community gardening programs, including the Communiversity Garden, Ray Miller’s Green Thumb Garden, The Community Action Agency Garden, the Kirksville Permaculture Education Center and various local gardeners.

For ultimate clarification, the Rot Riders are a bicycle-powered community service program that picks up food scraps and organic waste from houses around Kirksville, diverting landfill waste for community compost! They ride every Sunday at one, with two bike

trailers in tow, and will pick up your unwanted waste for free, if you e-mail them at RotRiders@KVPermaculture.org.

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The Shade Tree Collective: Urban Sustainability in Kansas City

Interview with Rachel Hogan by Michelle Martin

Even in the midst of broken urban neighborhoods, you can occasionally finds a mission so filled with hope-and-goodness that it makes you giddy. I eagerly traipsed into one of these bright spots last summer. The Shade Tree Collective is an urban sustainability and social justice project that sprung up last fall in midtown Kansas City, Missouri. Last year Rachel Hogan and Jonathan Thatch, both Truman graduates, bought an abandoned house with the intent of modeling a sustainable urban home whilst giving back to their community. When I visited, I found a huge yard, with no lawn space wasted. The crops sprawled over all varieties of patches and poles. I recently spoke with Rachel to learn about the progression of the house’s mission since my visit last summer. Rachel, like two of her roommates, has previously lived at La Plata’s homesteading experiment, the Possibility Alliance.

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Why Wisconsin Matters

Editorial by Marc Becker

Labor protests stretched on for weeks at Wisconsin’s state capitol building in Madison after the Republican governor Scott Walker and Republican-controlled senate and assembly pushed for legislation that would eliminate most collective bargaining rights for most public workers.

This assault on workers’ rights is an assault on all of us. We all need to pay attention to what is happening in Wisconsin and fight against it.

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My Back Pages: Poetry

Ehe Blind Behemoth

 

Brooding flicks at ivory keys beg the ice to

Melt bits of sky falling on pasts remembered through

Open windows, closed on caution to move into

Temporary philosophies grazing blossomed fogbells

Hung on haloed candelight

 

Claire Bowman, John Hitzel, Andrew Kindiger

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a damnable spirit

Feature by | jessica phillips

Down in the bottom drawer of my childhood dresser, underneath a carefully spread layer of old, musty clothes, lays year fourteen of my life – a collection of sermons on audio tape, pink pamphlets detailing the sins of cigarettes and high school dances, and an old church directory of names whose prayers I still fear as much as their disapproval. It would be wrong, however, to say this year of my life is hidden away, because I seem to remember it more vividly the longer these mementos stay buried… alive.

Church was a somewhat sporadic occurrence in my young life, life before year fourteen. My mom and sister and I – sometimes together, sometimes separately – seemed to go from church to church, usually Baptist or non-denominational ones, although there were a couple that one or all of us stayed at for a while. The most memorable were a First Baptist Church and a Church of Christ that I attended for fairly long stretches of time. I was exposed to many, though, including Methodist, Assembly of God, and Church of the Nazarene.

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